3CAKLPR: Tim, you are famous in this league not only for winning, but for also making the Donkey of the Week. Can you give us some nominees for Pre-Season Donkey of the Week just using your instincts?
Tim: Famous? I wouldn't say all that, but as far as early donkey, prolly your usual suspects that are delusional at this time. But I have a couple of folks that will definitely be on the first one.
3CAKLPR: What is Galveston Ball's longevity secret? Ya'll are old as hell but still great kickball players.
Tim: The secret we have is the secret we have. Nawl, there is no secret. We just love competition. It's the salt water that runs through our veins. Just let everybody know that we appreciate the names they make up for us. We appreciate the schedules they stack against us. We appreciate the cheering for the opposition against us. But most of all, we appreciate the disrespect they give us daily, weekly, monthly, and yearly. Keep it coming.
3CAKLPR: What will you do now that your Arch nemesis Calvin won't be pitching against you this year?
Tim: Arch nemesis? To be honest, Calvin was like that lil annoying brother that would never go away. He knew he couldn't win, so he had to try to get into your head, but unknowingly was killing himself slowly. The more you poke and poke at big brother, you just build up that beatdown. Like I have been saying for years, I have no rival on the mound, but 1 person in this league. Until these other guys win 2 championships, don't ever compare them to me. There are some good pitchers, but lets stop fooling people in this league with this bufoonery. Lol
3CAKLPR: What advice would you give to teams that have never had a winning season?
Tim: Advice I would give is practice, practice and practice. Even when you think you are good enough, practice some more. There is always something that you haven't worked on.
3CAKLPR: If you could predict the 2016 playoff teams right now, who would you pick?
Tim: The playoff teams will be the same ole teams with a couple of newbies. I see a few teams trying to move up and talking about playoffs. Mannnnnn, champs don't talk about playoffs. Champs talk about winning it all. To hell with the playoffs. I like the old days where teams use to talk about winning everything. I really miss the old Nawfside where they would talk and talk and talk about winning everything, even though they knew they had no chance. Or maybe they tought they did, but I miss all the shit talking of this league. Everybody is politically correct nowadays.
3CAKLPR: Name the three best coaches in the league who have NOT won a title?
Tim: As far as coaches that havent won anythi ng, I really dont know. So many coaching changes be happening that I cant keep up. I couldnt name many coaches in the league at this time.
3CAKLPR: As a pitcher, who are some notable men in the league you have struck out?
Tim: Notable men I have struck out? I pretty much done got em all. But its hard to strike people out in this league. Foul out is a better answer. But I would like to bring up one strikeout. Last year in championship game. Somebody swung for the fences and was just sent a cool breeze my way cuz he missed the whole damn ball. Not saying any names but they know who they are. Lol