Week 3....The Plot has Thickened
Week 3 is in the Books...and this playoff race is truly up for grabs. Lots of upsets this week, lots of beatdowns, a few forfeits, a few run rules. G-Ball has been in the studio recording rap albums and wasting the proceeds on some fly uniforms...Ike is making babymaking music videos at practice, and Yates...well Yates Kickball will be referred to as the "11th Man"" from now on....Its all right here! Here is your Week 3 Recap and Stat updates..with the Donkey and Plays of the Week too.
Sights and Sounds of Week 3
SCOREBOARD
Galveston Ball 5- Sterling 0
FJ Charles and Janinne Courville started the scoring early for G-Ball in the first inning. We saw the return of Brian McQuarn to the pitching mound for the Raiders. B 3:16 even got on base on his first kick reppin' that Class of 95, but it would not be enough to hold off G-Ball. Sterling caught Ball slippin last year at Law 1, but the Tors were ready this year with some good kicking from James Laws who went 2 for 2 and a score. Tamny Booker-Fields , Tobias Oliver and Tim Denton all kicked consecutive singles in the 2nd inning to push the lead to 4-0, and Jerrian James finished Sterling off with a solo home Run in the 4th Inning.
Eisenhower 2- Westbury 0
Ike bounced back nicely after dropping two games they pretty much had won in the 5th inning last week. Ike beat Westbury for the 1st time ever on Sunday. Ike won the game in the very first inning with AJ Harris and Alex Murphy scoring in the first inning. Deandra Taylor for Ike went 2 for 2. The play of the week came when AJ Harris made a triple play early in the game and it turned into a defensive struggle from that point. /Andrew Serrano quietly went 2 for 2 for Westbury and Alex Murphy made several strike outs and the defense kept Westburys big leg's from hurting them. The Eagles defense held on for a 2 point shutout.
Worthing 2- Madison 0
This game started off with a nice spark for Madisons offense. Normally relying on its defense and pitching,the Marlins started off the game with several runners getting on base in the 1st inning and by holding Worthing to a 3 up 3 down inning on defense to start the game. Unfortunately for Madison, Worthing's defense showed up today too. It was a defensive battle until Worthing put it away with 3 good kicks in a row from Brandon Hall, Ronnie Janice and Tyrone Dixon, giving the Colts a 2-0 victory.
Jones 8- Milby 1 (Game of The Week )
This matchup was for control of the Division 2 lead. Things were looking up for Milby to start the game. Dugood led off for Milby (Yeah you read that right) and managed put the Buffs up 1-0 in the first. Apparently Jones went and found its offense over the 4th of July weekend and jumped all over Milby out the gates. Tim Bolds and Mooney (who went 2 for 2), both scored. Monique Broussard Fontenot showed her well respected place kicking skills and got on base. Next up was Jabari Brisco, (Who has quietly been doing some damage for the Falcons this year) J.Brisco got on base with Mo and set up a 3 run homer by Tru giving the Falcons a 5-1 lead in the 1st inning. Only 3 more Buffs would get on base after the first inning but Jones was not done. J.Brisco and Tru got it going again in the 4th inning. Both players went 2 for 2 with 2 runs each in the game. Leroy Stubbs made the final score in this one and Jones won this one convincingly.
Madison 7- Willowridge 6
Whoah! What happened to Madison's stingy defense?? Eitan Basile wasn't pitching that's what happened. The Marlins started the game off strong with G2 and Jason Haley scoring in the first inning.Rob King, Dafford Coleman and Carolyn Holiday would add more runs in the early innings giving Madison a 5-0 lead. However, Willowridge came alive in the 4th inning when Sheila Lightfoot, Cliff Johnson, Jason Garner and Ty Fisher would all score cutting the lead down to 5-4. Heading into the 6th inning Mrs Rho was able to give Willowridge a 6-5 lead. However, Madison was starting the 6th at the top of its lineup where it is most dangerous. Stringbean got out 1st to start the inning, but then the dangerous duo of Stais Strickland and Dafford Coleman both got on base, and the game ended on a big kick by Jason Haley with 2 runners scoring giving the Marlins 1 point victory at the last minute. That sounds familiar...way to fight back though Eagles!
Milby 6- La Marque 0
This game started off very slow. LM was playing undermanned and taking outs. Dugood went 3 for 3 with a score for Milby. Montrell Allen, Shonte Colbert, Larry Carrington, Anthony Simmons, and Ham (who went 2 for 2) also scored for Milby putting the game out of reach and completing the shutout.
Galveston Ball 10- Yates 4
Yates raced out to a 2-0 lead in this game with Horan Phillips and Hawaii McWashington both scoring. Walter Kempner went 2 for 2 and a score for the Lions and Ola Muhammad also added a run in the 2nd inning and that would be all for JY. Donald Brooks got the scoring started in the 1st inning .Brooks, Janinne Courville, Rebert Mack and FJ Charles all saw Cedric Gonzalez at home as they punched in 5 runs. Gonzalez led the Tors for the day going 3 for 3 with 2 runs. Gonzalez, Charles and Mack would all get together again in the 3rd inning for more points. This time they were joined by James Laws and Lashonda Brooks and that gave Ball 10 runs and the win despite some Presidential interference lol
BTW 9- Worthing 1
The Eagles and Colts are both known for their fast offensive starts and Michael Ford and Kyma Walker did just that in the first inning. Booker T managed to stall Worthing's big scorers in the first inning. Derrick Hines was able to get a run in for Worthing in the 2nd inning, which was answered by two BTW scores from Travanna Lewis and Corey McBride. Then in the 3rd Inning BTW unleashed its offense with runs from Kenny McBride, Tack Minor, Quenton Rosemond, Raymond Joseph, Corey McBride (who went 2 for 2 and two scores), and Lucy Mendoza. The Colts were not able to answer those 6 runs by the end of the 4th inning and it resulted in a run rule win for BTW.
Sterling 6- Bellaire 1
Brandon Burney went 3 for 3 for the Cardinals and scored the only run for Bellaire. Anetria Ardie went 2 for 2 for the ladies. However, this game was all Sterling. The TJ and LJ show resumed with both of them along with Bobby Joshua scoring in the first inning. Nakia Lewis went 2 for 2 with two runs scored. Deshonne Sutton punched another one in for the Raiders giving Sterling a much needed victory.
BTW 15- Eisenhower 11
This was arguably the most exciting game of the day. BTW was riding high on a win streak since Week 1 and Ike had just beat Westbury for the 1st time. This was a war from the beginning with plenty of emotion and fire. BTW came out swinging from the jump. SEVEN...yes SEVEN kickers in a row scored the first innning. Kyma Walker, Kenny McBride, Tack Minor, Ralan Townsend, Quenton Rosemond, Travanna Williams and Mike Wesley all scored in the first inning leaving Ike with a huge deficit. However, The Eagles let the other Eagles know that they could kick too. Alex Murphy got things going early with a home run. AJ Harris, Tory Taylor, and Willie Harris all scored in the 1st inning too which left Ike trailing 7-4. The Ike defense held in the 2nd inning shutting Booker T out, but the Ike offense was not done. Karl Ferry, Anthony Price, Alex Murphy and AJ Harris scored in the 2nd inning giving Ike a 8-7 lead going into the 3rd. Tack Minor and Ralan Townsend scored in 3rd giving BTW a 9-8 lead, but Ike fired right back with DeAndra Ferry and Harold Brown scoring off of Harold's Home run. Ike led 10-9 in the 4th inning and had BTW at 2 outs. However, a Ike defensive error allowed the inning to continue and Booker T scored 5 more with the top 5 in the lineup all scoring. Ike, still fighting, was able to get another run from AJ Harris making it 11-15, but BTW got the best of them on this day. Kyma Walker went 3 for 3 and 1 score, Ralan Townsend and Tack Minor both went 3 for 3 and 3 scores, Mike Wesley was 3 for 3 and 2 scores. On the Ike side, Alex Murphy went 3 for 3 and 3 scores.
Jones 9- Sterling 0
The Jones offense was in its zone all day today. Derrick Williams and Tim Bolds both scored after big triple by Jayson Mooney. Jabari Brisco and Tru both scored after kicking doubles and Jones led 5-0 after the first inning. The Raiders were unable to reach home plate as Jones pitched a 4 hitter. Jones scored every inning until the game was called. Kim Young and John Chatmon scored in the 2nd inning, Brisco added a score in the 3rd, and Claudell Vital added one in the 4th and there was no need to play a 5th inning in this one. Derrick Williams and Jabari Brisco both went 2 for 2, with Brisco scoring each time he kicked.
Yates def. Aldine and BTW def. Aldine
Aldine forefeited both games. (Not enough players)
Willowridge 2- Milby 1
This was a surprising game. The Eagles swooped in for the upset with Ty Fisher and Mrs Rho both scoring in the 2nd inning. Rho was 2 for 2 on the day as Willowridge won this defensive struggle. Anthony Simmons went 2 for 2 for the Buffs and Tavon Bailey scored the lone run for Milby but that was not enough stop the Eagles from claiming the victory in this non-divisional matchup.
Galveston Ball 5- Westbury 3
This rematch of the 2014 Championship game was a great one. Gerald Foote was on fire going 3 for 3 and 1 score. However, the game started slow. Finally after good defense was being played by both sides, Rebert Mack breaks the ice and gives Ball a 1-0 lead in the 4th innning. Westbury's legs came alive in the 5th inning when Jose "Pancho" Castro, Andrew Serrano, and Gerald Foote all scored giving Westbury a 3-1 lead going into the last inning. After Westbury's kickers were all out they only needed to get 3 outs and walk away with a win. However, Ball was near the top of its lineup. Donald Brooks kicked a double and got himself on. He was followed by a Tim Denton double. Next Janinne Courville came up to kick and got herself on and kicked Brooks in. Then, on the final play of the game Cedric " C U at Home" Gonzalez...who had been seeing his teammates at home all day today, decided to do it again by booting a homerun and seeing Janine Courville and Tim Denton at home in dramatic, but winning fashion. 5-3 Ball.
Jones 6- La Marque 0
Jones put the game away as soon as it started with Jayson Mooney, Derrick Williams, Johnnie Davidson, Tru, Victoria Jones and Willie Winters all scoring in the first inning. Dean Roberson went 2 for 2 in this game and Jones improved their Division Record to 4-0 after shutting La Marque out.
Willowridge 9- Bellaire 0
Tracee Fletcher went 2 for 2 for Bellaire and made it to 2nd base both times while chunkin' up the DST sign, but that was not enough to hold Willowridge back. 8 different Eagles would score in this game. Ty Fisher led the way for Willowridgegoing 2 for 2, with 3 RBI's and a homerun. Damon Nixon Cross, and Jason Garner added runs in the 1st inning putting Willowridge up 3-0. The Eagles came back in the 2nd with Ken Horton, Sherard Ellis, Sheila Lightfoot, and Joe Daigle all scoring runs . Ty and Cliff Johnson finished out the scoring for the Eagles, who are quietly creeping out the cellar. Watch out!
IKE Uncut...Having a little fun after practice
DUH DUH DUH!!! DUH DUH DUH!!!! It's time to kick off the week 3 top 10 plays of the week so grab a drink and something to eat and let ya boy know what you think. LEGGO
10. This one goes to my boy Trey Johnson from them Rebskies. Jerrian James came up to kick. He noticed that Westbury's Short Stop was slightly vertically challenged (short) so he decided that it would be a good idea to put it right over his head not realizing that Trey had been training with Spud Webb this off season. Nedra Pye pitched a perfect pitch and tank let loose that 20mm cannon. Boom straight over Trey's head but WAIT, Trey ignited the rocket boosters and lift off. We have lift off. Trey must have jumped 27.6 feet in the air to rob him of his hopes and dreams. Tank was in such disbelief that he kept running the bases thinking the ball was still flying in the outfield. The look on his face when he saw that trey had caught it was priceless. Nice work Trey.
9. Kimberly Young From Jooonnnneeeessss did some summer schooling to the Raiders. She's up to kick and immediately, the Raiders started coming closer not realizing that the ladies from Jones were all fitted with specialized titanium robotic legs. That ball was pitched and all I can say is HOLY SHIT BATMAN. As soon as she kicked it, You could hear the ball scream "OUCH" and a burning line drive flew waaayyyy over the Raiders head bringing in a score but apparently that robotic leg needs some WD40 because Kim was only able to get a double. Some idiot in the stands was yelling TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES. LMAO. Nice kick Kim.
8. Tramaine Tru Groves from Jooonnneeesss had an appetite for some good ole fashioned Buffalo Wings on Sunday. He found the perfect restaurant located at a place called Law Park 2. With 2 players on base, Milby pitches the ball and Boom goes the baby! The ball was kicked higher that Cootie Brown. The race was on. The outfield chased it down and started the relay but as they say, too much, too little too late. Tru has rounded third and is headed to the house. This sparked and uproar and Milby would never recover. Hey Tru, Did you want ranch or blue cheese with those Buffalo Wings??? LOL
7. Gerald Bartholomew from Madison known as G2 decided to make Mr. Fuk Yo Skool put some Respeck on it. That's right, Lamar Pagnotta got Buurrrrnnned, toasted, roasted, Cajun styled, 6th degree burnt this past Sunday. That ass is still probably smoking. He looked like Porky Pig's face after Bugs Bunny shot him. Willowridge pitched that ball and G2 came completely unglued. The ball was kicked and Lamar just watched it as if he was daydreaming and blowing spit bubbles. By the time he woke up, G2 was headed to 3rd. No use in running now, He's in the dug out already. You'll get him next time you little Crayon eating fucka,
6. Deandra Walter-Ferry of Big Ike shows her ass again. That girl is tough!!!!! We all practice sliding to base but she has taken it to another level. She is just down right disrespectful. BTW comes up to kick and the ball is a shot that should have dropped perfectly in the outfield but she specializes in shattering dreams. She comes out of nowhere sliding in like a little ninja or something and she actual caught the damn ball. The crowd went BANANAS!!! These rookies aint playin no games this year.
5. F.j. Charles from G-Ball is officially childish. We all know how the 3 time champs champs champs loves to be petty petty petty but repeating things 3 times times times right? Well this dude here was on 3rd base against Yates and we all know that Yates top 3 can run pretty damn fast. Especially that damn power ranger but my boy had news for that ass. First kicker up, kicks to 3rd, gunned out at 1st. Next kicker up, kicks to 3rd, gunned out at 1st. 3rd kicker up, kicks to 3rd, gunned out at first. Really Yates!!! How many times are you going to slam your balls in the toilet before you realize it hurts. Word of advice, stop kicking it over there. That boy just 3peated yall's ass. Woah
4. Jerrian James from G-Ball strikes again. They were up against the big leg Eagles and the Tornadoes really wasn't looking to good up until this point. That ball got pitched and I don't think I've ever seen a ball kicked this hard. It was a damn missile shot and everybody just knew it was a home run. We was busy watching the ball trying to see just how far it was really going to fly. All of a sudden, You see this dark spot moving across the field as if the shadow of a demon had risen from the gates of hell and was on mission. Somebody yelled THAT'S TANK and the race was on. Seemed like he kept getting faster and faster and with a final extension of everything in is body, BAMMM!!! Highway robbery and everybody witnessed it. G-Ball got turned up from that play and was back on track. you saved the day with that one you thief.
3. Quinton Rosemond from BTW got this one covered. Against Worthing, Ronnie Janice kicked a well placed ball to get on base with good ole Hollywood coming up right behind him. Usually this is a pretty good set up but Q decided to kill that vibe. Hollywood forgot the fact that Q had attended the same school that trey went to this off season with spud webb and this would be a fatal mistake. Lutrell Shina pitched that ball perfect and Hollywood nailed it with everything in his itty bitty body. It felt and looked good but that little monkey at short stop named q blasted off like the space ship and snagged it. He wasn't finished yet. Apparently Ronnie thought it looked good too because he took off without tagging up. He tried turning around and running but was too late. Q was already loaded. You could hear Kevin Peters Jr. scream RICKKKEEEYYYY!!!!! And Boom, gunshot to the back for another out. Unassisted double play.
2. Donald Brooks from Ball did a little showing out of his own. Yates kicked a screaming bomb to right center. Donald came flying from left field like a bat out of hell, stretched out in a dive, caught the ball, and while still in the air, he pitched it to his teammate Tank, cut his nails, read a copy of 50 shades of Grey, and then finally touched the ground. That freak can actually fly. Tank sends it on a line and the Lions could not score. All of this was done with zero communication. That's how you know your team is in sync with one another. Good shit.
1. That boy A.J. Harris From Ike celebrated his birthday in some real style. Up against Westbury, the was zero outs and runners on 1st and 2nd. The ball was pitched and Boom, a line drive shot straight between 2nd base and short stop but somebody forgot that A.J runs a 4.1. He turns them jets on and hawks in down for the catch and an out. Then he does the electric slide across second base for out number 2. After showing that he still got moves like jagger, he just had to take it to the gun show. He loaded that Cannon and sent it smoking to first base for the Nail in the coffin. What goes around comes around. Good shit right there
This has been your week 3 top 10 folks. I'm Hollywood reporting from Yo Momma's House and I'm Outta here.
WELL, WELL, WELL, YALL KNOW WHAT TME IT IS!!!!! GET YOUR FEELINGS OFF YOUR SLEEVES, CUZ THIS MAY HURT. THE TRUTH ALWAYS HURT. I HEARD SOME STORIES, AND I SEEN SOME UNBELIEVABE THINGS. I DIDN'T FALL THIS WEEK, SO I AM IN THE CLEAR. SMH AT THE ACTIONS OF SOME OF YALL THOUGH. SOME SAY THAT KICKBALL AINT THAT SERIOUS UNTIL THOSE COMPETITIVE JUICES START FLOWING, AND YOUR TEAM IS GETTING HANDLED. I WONDER HOW MANY TEAMS ARE THINKING ABOUT GIVING UP THIS SEASON, OR GIVING UP FOR GOOD. THE PROCESS HAS ALREADY BEGAN WITH SOME PLAYERS NOT SHOWING UP BECAUSE THEY ARE TIRED OF GETTING THEIR ASS KICKED. WITH THIS DONKEY, I WANT TO DRAW SOME ATTENTION TO SOME THINGS AND SOME PEOPLES' ACTIONS. ALL I CAN DO IS SMMFH AND KEEP IT MOVING. HERE ARE YOUR DONKEY NOMINEES AND YOUR BIGGEST DONKEY.
1) ALDINE
THESE PEOPLE JUST GAVE UP AND DECIDED THAT THEY WILL NOW JUST COME TO THE PARK ON ANY DAY EXCEPT SUNDAYS. THE NEW PEOPLE THEY RECRUITED JUST SAID, "I AINT COMING BACK TO THIS SHIT, WE WILL NEVER WIN." THEY WOULD RATHER WIN THE THE CLEANER THAN A BITCH AWARD. THEY ARE LOOKING TO SET A RECORD FOR THE MOST FORFEITS IN A SEASON. WE ARE NOT EVEN HALFWAY INTO THE SEASON, AND THEY JUST THREW IN THE TOWEL. I HAVE NO MORE TO SAY ABOUT YALL SO I HOPE TO SEE YALL AGAINST US NEXT WEEK. WE NEED TO GET OUR STATS UP TO MAKE THE ALL STAR GAME.
2) MILBY
AN UNLIKELY CANDIDATE FOR THIS AWARD BEING THAT THEY WERE AN UNDEFEATED TEAM. I APPRECIATE YALL FOR THE BARBQUE PIT FELLAS, BUT I HAVE TO MENTION YALL. I HAD SOMEONE RUN UP TO ME WHILE I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARK TRYING TO TAKE A PISS. ALL I HEARD WAS TIM, TIM, MILBY GOT THEY ASS BEAT, MURDERED, STOMPED, CHOP SUYED, KARATE CHOPPED, DDT'ED, PUT IN THE SHIMY DO MOCKEY, CHOKED OUT, JUST MAN HANDLED BY JONES. I SAID, "NO WAY, THEY SAID YES WAY." THEN THEY SAID LAMAR FROM WILLOWRIDGE STARTED HIS KICK IN ATLANTA AND KICKED MILBY IN THE ASS SO HARD THAT HIS FOOT GOT STUCK IN THEY ASS. I SAID," NO WAY, THEY SAID YES WAY." I SAID, " DID THEY HAVE THE LEBRON OF KICKBALL PLAYING, DID THEY HAVE THAT FAKE ASS FIREFIGHTER TRELL KICKING WITH HIS FIRE BOOTS? THEY SAID NO. I SAID, " WELL IT DON'T COUNT CUZ MILBY WAS WITHOUT THEIR SUPPOSED BEST PLAYERS.
3) LAMARQUE
HOW DO YALL GO FROM SUGAR TO SHIT IN ONE WEEK? YALL CLOWNED PEOPLE LAST WEEK, THEN TURN AROUND THIS WEEK AND GOT CLOWNED. 3 TOP 10 PLAYS TO 2 LOSSES IN ONE DAY. MAYBE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH PEOPLE SNICHING ABOUT YOUR ILLEGAL PLAYERS. MAYBE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH YALL HAVING TO FORFEIT THOSE GAMES THAT YOU PREVIOUSLY WON. MAYBE YALL DIDNT KNOW THAT YALL HAD TO FORFEIT GAMES WHEN THOSE ILLEGAL PLAYERS PLAYED, AND YALLS COACH DIDNT TELL YALL. COLD, COLD WORLD. IF I WAS YALL, I WOULD BE PUSHING FOR THE FORFEITS OF ANOTHER TEAM'S GAMES FOR THE ILLEGAL PLAYERS THEY SUPPOSEDLY HAVE, IF YOU HAD TO FORFEIT YOUR GAMES. I MEAN, IT SUPPOSED TO BE A TRANSPARENT LEAGUE, RIGHT. WHAT WILL THE BOARD DO ABOUT THAT TEAM? LMAO
4) BELLAIRE
YALL HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE, WELL, YALL ARE THE SAME LOSING TEAM THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. AT ONE POINT LAST YEAR OR YEAR BEFORE, YALL WERE UP AND COMING. DIDN'T YALL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS ONE YEAR? NOW ALL YALL ARE DOING IS HAVING OFF PLAYS. YALL LOST TO STERLING AFTER BRIAN HAD JUST GOTTEN OFF OF 24 HOURS OF DRIVING A TRUCK, WITH HIS SHORT SHORTS, RUNNING SLOOP FOOTED, AND LOOKING LIKE THE FORREST WHITAKER OF KICKBALL. LMAO. I'M JUST KIDDING BRIAN, DON'T KICK ME OFF THE PAGE. BELLAIRE, I STILL WANT TO KNOW HOW THE HELL IS LOSING ASS BILL PARCELLS COACHING YALL. SEE YALL NEXT WEEK TO GET OUR STATS UP. PLEASE LEAVE BILL AT HOME.
5) Greg Hancock
AFTER I THOUGHT I HAD SEEN IT ALL, THIS NINJA TOOK IT TO A NEW LEVEL. NEVER IN KICKBALL HISTORY HAVE I SEEN SOMEONE RUN FROM THE DUGOUT ( WASN'T EVEN IN THE GAME) TO HELP HIS TEAM STOP AN OPPOSING PLAYER FROM GOING TO HOME BASE. LMAO, LMAO, LMAO, LMAO. YOU TALK ABOUT KICKBALL AINT THAT SERIOUS, YOU BETTER NOT TELL GREG THAT SHIT. I MEAN THIS DUDE RAN FULL SPEED AND GOT INTO THE RELAY THROW AT HOME. I AM CRYING LAUGHING AS I TYPE THIS SHIT. THAT'S WHY IT'S TAKING ME SO LONG. THE IMAGE IS IN MY HEAD. THIS DUDE WAS DETERMINED TO STOP THAT RUN. HE RAN FASTER ON THAT PLAY THAN HE DID WHEN HE KICKED AND RAN TO FIRST BASE. SWEAR I THOUGHT HE WAS IN THE GAME ON THAT RELAY PLAY. DAMN NEAR GOT AWAY WITH THAT SHIT TOO. THE DAMN PRESIDENT BROKE THE RULES. CAN WE GET A DAMN SUSPENSION OR SOMETHING? HAD OUR CROWD NOT SAID ANYTHING, HE WOULD HAVE GOT AWAY WITH IT. NINJA HAD ME FOOLED. I WAS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOO, DONALD STAY CUZ THE PRESIDENT IS FASTER THAN YOU. HE BEAT YOU TO THAT SPOT. YALL HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT FOR YOURSELF. I VOTE FOR A YEAR SUSPENSION FOR THIS SHIT. PAHAHAHAHAHA
6) WESTBURY
YEP, YOUR BELOVED WESTBURY. OHHHHHH, WHERE DO I START? I GUESS I CAN BEGAN WITH THEIR FIRST GAME. IT STARTED OFF WITH WESTBURY CHEATING IKE OUT OF THEIR HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE. APPARENTLY IKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HOME TEAM, AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THE SCHEDULE SAYS. BUT THE PERSON THAT CREATED THE SCHEDULE TOLD IKE SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT. APPARENTLY IKE'S ALEX AND AJ CAUGHT WIND OF IT AND TOOK ACTION. I HEAR THAT ALEX HAD WESTBURY SWINGING AT AIR WITH HIS PITCHING. NOT EVEN Adam Watson Sr. COULD GET ON BASE. THEN THE INEVITABLE HAPPENED. AFTER HAVING A TRIPLE PLAY END THE GAME AGAINST THEM BY LAMARQUE, IKE PULLED THAT SAME STUNT ON WESTBURY. HOW IT WAS TOLD TO ME. WESTBURY HAD 2 RUNNERS ON 1ST AND 2ND, AND IT WAS A SHOT KICKED THAT NORMALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN A BASE KICK BEHIND 2ND BASE. BUT AJ USED HIS 4.1 SPEED TO HUNT DOWN THE BALL AND CATCH IT IN AN UNBELIEVABLE FASHION, THEN SLID HIS FOOT ACROSS 2ND BASE AND UNSELFISHLY RIFLED THE BALL TO 1ST BASE FOR THE 3RD OUT, WHICH HE COULD HAVE RAN TO 1ST BASE HIMSELF, AS FAST AS HE WAS MOVING. A LOSS FOR THE HUSKIES.
WHILE THEIR MORALE WAS DOWN, THEY HAD TO FACE THE UNDEFEATED GBALL TORNADOES. AFTER KEEPING THE SCORE CLOSE FOR 4 INNINGS, THEN GOING UP ON GBALL 3-1, THEY BEGAN TO LOSE FOCUS. BOTTOM OF 6TH INNING, GBALL UP TO KICK. 1ST KICKER OUT. EL JUGO GETS A DOUBLE BY A DROPPED BALL BY THE RIGHT FIELDER. CHAMPAHOLIC SENDS A 12 GAUGE SHOT TO THE 2ND BASEMAN'S CHEST WHO COULDN'T HOLD ON, AND CHAMPAHOLIC TAKES 2ND BASE, EL JUGO TAKES 3RD. QUICKS GIVES A NICE SLOW KICK TO THE PITCHER Nedra Pye. NEDRA HOLDS THE BALL TO KEEP EL JUGO FROM SCORING. HER TEAM STARTS TO FUSS AT HER BECAUSE SHE DIDNT GET THE OUT AT FIRST AND LET EL JUGO SCORE. BASES LOADED, CED ( C U AT HOME ) POOCHES THE BALL BACK TO NEDRA WHO JUST THREW THE BALL CAREFREE TO FIRST CUZ SHE WAS PISSED. EL JUGO SCORE, CHAMPAHOLIC SCORES. FOOTE SEES THIS AND HE GETS PISSED, THINKING THE GAME WAS OVER, HE THROWS THE BALL STRAIGHT IN THE AIR AND ALL RUNNERS SCORE. HE THEW THE BALL SO FAR IN THE AIR THAT CED SAID, "FUCK IT, C U AT HOME." WE ARE STILL WAITING ON THE BALL TO COME DOWN.
FOOTE WALKED OFF THE FIELD EXACTLY HOW WALTER RAY WALKED OFF ON YATES. I GUESS HE SAID FUCK IT, I QUIT TOO. REMINISCENT OF LAST YEAR'S PLAYOFF GAME WHERE THE PITCHER ( CALVIN) QUIT ON A PLAY AND THE 1ST BASEMAN (SNOOP) SAID FUCK IT, I QUIT TOO. FOR THAT DISPLAY OF FUCKERY BY WESTBURY, THEY CAN ENJOY THIS DONKEY CUZ THEY EARNED THE DONKEY OF THE WEEK AWARD.
PS, CHARMETHA SHOOK EVERYBODY'S HND EXCEPT MINE, SO I WENT TO STAND BY HER IN THE PRAYER CIRCLE. SHE LOOKED AT ME WITH FIRE IN HER EYES AND SAID, " AGGGGGGHHHHHHHH, WHY YOU GOTTA COME OVER HERE." SHE INIIALLY SLAPPED MY HAND AWAY BUT I GUESS SHE REALIZED IT WAS A PRAYER CIRCLE AND SHE COULDN'T LET THE DEVIL GET THE BEST OF HER. LMAO
