Happy June 27th!
WEEK 2 SCOREBOARD
Week 2 is in the books! Its late. I just finished watching the Prince Tributes I missed. Im just sitting here drinking some Kool Aid , jammin some June 27th on June 27th, and trying to figure out what some of ya'lls raggedy ass scorekeepers wrote in the these scorebooks... but anyway. Despite the weather, another successful week of Kickball was played. We had a weather situation on Field 3, but we managed to make due and get all games but one finished. There were some shockers, some come from behind victories, and some ugly ass peter rolls. Well, here is your Week 2 Recap.
Worthing 5- La Marque 4
This was a good old fashioned muddy kickball game on Field 4. Worthing started fast as usual and Brandon Hall, Toriano Copeland and Kevin Peters set the tone very early all scoring in the 1st Inning. La Marque however, came to play today and had an answer for everything Worthing did. La Marque was having fun and holding nothing back. These boys were sliding into a muddy homeplate head first and all. Dwain Goynes and Domonique Johnson both went 2-2 for 2 scores each on their first two kicks. The score was 4-4 going into the final inning when Worthing finally was able to win the game. Toriano Copeland made a base kick, and worthing subbed Tyrone Dixon into the game as a runner. Kevin Peters came up to kick next moving Dixon to 3rd Base. Derrick Hines was up next and sacrificed himself with no outs and Dixon brought the game winning run in.
Milby 5- Worthing 3 (Game of the Week #2)
Worthing started the 1st inning with scores from Brandon Hall, Tyrone Dixon, and Toriano Copeland. However, the Colts would score no more after that. Milby started off slow and then in the 4th inning Montrell Allen...who is having an amazing year kicking this season, scored the first points for Milby. They were not done though. Allen went 3-3 for 2 scores and Roy Smallwood, who also had two runs, was joined by Tavon Bailey in finishing off the Colts. three 6th inning runs gave Milby the victory and sole control of 1st Place in Division 2. For now at least!
Westbury 10- Aldine 0
If you think that Westbury has fallen off because they lost alot of guys from last year....don't think that way! The Rebels still play defense and they still have several legit home run threats, and they still are one of the best offensive teams in this league averaging 12.4 Safe kicks per game. They wasted no time burying Aldine. Gerald Foote, Betram Jackson, Adam, Watson, Pancho, and Karin Reeder all were perfect behind the plate scoring 7 runs between the 4 of them. Karin...a rookie for the Rebels is quietly one of the most efficient kickers in the league going 8 for 10 and 4 scores in 2 weeks. Jamin Fishback finished the Mustangs off with a homerun and the run rule was complete.
La Marque took an early 2-1 lead in this Division 2 matchup. Ike had an alarming 18 Base kicks this game but did not manage to turn them into 5 points. AJ Harris and Alex Murphy both kicked 4 for 4 this game, but Ike just never got rolling.. The Eagles managed to score every single inning up until the last inning and took a 5-2 lead going into the 6th Inning. During La Marque's last kick , they were able to get Dwain Goynes and Giana Robinson on base after a few outfield errors from Ike. Both ended up scoring, as did Sean Hunt, Kiamesha Goynes and Oshay Griffin. The Cougars took a 7-5 lead heading into the last kick. Alex Murphy and AJ Harris did what they had been doing all day and made two perfect base kicks. Alex cramped up and subbed out for Richard "Speedy" Nolan and the Eagles were back in business with zero outs, two runners on 1st and 2nd. Deidra Shepherd was up to kick next with Tory Taylor and Michael White behind her. Deidra made her kick between 2nd and 3rd and Sean Hunt made an amazing diving catch that no one saw coming. Jumped up and threw the ball back to 2nd and then back to first to complete what would be a triple play, the game winning play, and the play of the week.
La Marque 7- Eisenhower 5
Bellaire 5- Aldine 3
It may be slow progress, but its progress nonetheless. Although Aldine has not seen its first win yet this season. They ARE scoring. And thats a good thing. Irving Cobb, Winston George, and Nathan Waller all scored for the Mustangs. The Bellaire Cardinals, playing with only 9 people was able to get its first win of the year. Damon Blankston was 4-4 and a score and Barry Sands, Kris Brisco, Kurt Hopson, and Larkay Jones added more scores to put the Cardinals on top.
Galveston Ball14- La Marque 2
The Clash of the Causeway turned into the Thrash of the Causeway. Oshay Griffin, Dwain Goynes and Sean Hunt made it a little interesting in the 1st Inning with Hunt kicking a Double and Goynes and Griffin scoring. They would be the last Cougars to touch a base. Galveston Ball unleashed an epic offensive asswhipping and they started immediately. 9 Different Tors would score, with Tim Denton, Janine Courville, James Laws, Trina Smither, and FJ Charles all kicking 100% at the plate and all scoring multiple runs. Michael Courville, Roland Deyon, Jerrian James and Donald Brooks all added scores and this was a wrap in the 3rd inning.
Milby 6- Sterling 0
The Montrell Allen show continued as he had another perfect game for Milby kicking 2 for 2 with 2 scores. Smallwood, Tavon, Ham,and Buck also scored putting this game away in the 3rd inning.
Galveston Ball 3- Madison 2 (Game of The Week #1)
Donald Brooks set the tone in this game with a Home Run on the 1st G-Ball kick of the game.
These two teams would battle in this defensive struggle for most of the game. Dafford Coleman was perfect kicking this game and of course he scored for the Marlins. Madison has only scored 8 points all season and this lil sneaky dude has scored half of them,. Stais Strickland scored the other run for Madison and G-Ball put it away in the 4th inning. Donald Brooks who went 2 for 2 on the day kicked a single and got to first base. Tim Denton came up to kick next and push around to 2nd base with Brooks scoring the game winning run in the 4th inning.
BTW 6- Sterling 4
This game was ALMOST an upset.. The LJ and TJ show began in the first inning with LJ Thomas and TJ Ketchum scoring and giving the Raiders some life after a bad Week 1. However, BTW was up for the challenge. The Eagles have arguably the nastiest Top of the lineup in the league and they did not disappoint with Michael Ford, Quenton Rosemond, and Tack Minor all scoring. LJ and TJ came back and scored again and had the Raiders leading 4-3 in the 3rd Inning. BTW started the inning poorly with 2 outs, down by 1 point, but then Michael Ford put his .667 Kicking avg to work and the next 4 kickers would all make base kicks with Ford and Kyma Walker scoring and BTW taking a 5-4 lead that they would never relinquish. Ralan Townsend added a final run to seal the deal for BTW 6-4.
Yates 5- Westbury 4
The Lions were super pumped for this game. They were doing Hebrew Chants and waving Flags and I saw boys doing extended full body leaps just to get on base. Strangely, both defenses handled the top of eachothers lineups very well in this game. Yates kept Gerald Foote from scoring (He's been scoring uite a bit) and Westbury forced Yates to win by scoring in the middle of the lineup. Adam Watson and Horan Phillips scored early and the game was 1 to 1 until the 4th innning when Yates and an offensive outburst. Ola Muhammad, Roland Robbins, Tickie Thomas all scored with a little help from Walter Kempner's leg. Westbury was not done though. The "Home Run Trio" of Adam Watson, Pancho and Jamin Fishback all scored in the 5th tying the game up 5 to 5. In the 6th Inning, Cory Dixon was able to smite the Rebels with a game winning run for JY.
Madison 2- Eisenhower 1
This defensive struggle turned into a pretty entertaining pitching battle between Eisenhower's Alex Murphy and Madison's Eitan Basile. Murphy was able to strike/foul out at least 10 Madison kickers but the Marlins were able to get just enough runners on base to win a close game. AJ Harris kicked a perfect 3 for 3 for the game and a perfect 7 for 7 for the day. Michael White was able to score Ike's only run in the 4th inning. This was the first run scored on Madison all season. One of the plays of the week came when DeAndra Walter-Ferry ran down a Madison kick that would have busted the game wide open in the outfield. The game looked like it was headed for a tie until Dafford Coleman did some daring and borderline crazy stuff in the 6th inning. Madison had 3 straight kickers get on base. Robert King and Neicey Buckley all made base kicks but ended up being tagged out at 2nd base. Coleman made it to 1st base with Stais Strickland up next. On the next kick The Eagles got one of the runners out but Coleman made a break for 3rd. Alex Murphy tried to tag him but he was safe. As Alex headed back to the pitchers mound Coleman dashed for homeplate and dodged the throw, missed the plate, and reach back and tagged it for the win.
Horan Phillips and Michelle Simpson both kicked 3 for 3 this game with Horan leading the Lions with 2 runs. Coliss Smith also scored a late run as the Lions ran out of gas trying to catch the Colts. Brandon Hall and Tyrone Dixon were able to score immediately for Worthing. Eugene Taylor, Toriano Copeland and Kevin Peters were able to put it out reach for the Colts as they took a 5-1 lead in the 4th.
Worthing 5- Yates 3
Westbury 9- Sterling 1
Westbury really started clicking in the late game on Field 2. Tj Ketchum scored a run for the Raiders in the 1st, but Westbury pt it out of reach immediately with 5 of the first 6 kickers scoring and 7 of the first 8 getting on base. Gerald Foote and Bertrum Jackson started the scoring off. Adam, Pancho and Karin Reeder all scored as well. Adam Watson brought another run in in the 3rd inning and Jamin Fishback booted a 5th inning pitch from Law Park to Kemah with Karin Reeder and Pancho on base for a 3 run Home Run. And it was over after that. 9-1 Rebs.
Jones 2- Willowridge 0
Willowridge came out this week with 250 players, but Jones wasn't letting anyone score. Lamar Pagnotta went 2 for 2 but didn't have anyone to kick him in. Derrick Williams and Tramaine Groves got it going for Jones and won the game in the first inning. D. Will went 2 for 2 and a score, and that was enough to defeat Willowridge 2-0.
Willowridge 10- Aldine 3
Well this game certainly turned a few heads when Aldine came out and scored 3 runs in the first inning. They had a much stronger male presence this week and didn't have to take any outs. Nate Waller, Winston George, and Damon Slater (Who is quietly kicking .750) got on the board in the 1st for Aldine. The only problem though is Willowridge did too. Lamar Pagnotta, Jason "Skeet" Garner and Donte Kelly all had multiple scores this game. Ty Fisher, Stephanie McMurry, Cliff Johnson and Mrs Rho all added points as Willowridge got its first win of the season.
BTW 15- Bellaire 2
This almost wasn't even fair. Bellaire was only playing with 9, and right before the game Kenny McBride (who is 8 for 9 on the Season kicking .889) showed up. McBride went 3 for 3 this game with 3 runs. The Eagles unleashed a terrible flurry of runs on the Cardinals. Michael Ford, Kenny McBride, Nykema Walker, Tack Minor, and Quenton Rosemond all scored multiple runs. 9 Eagles would score and all 12 would get on base. BTW currently leads the league averaging 14.5 Safe Kicks per game. This was 13-2 after 2 and 15-2 when it was all said and done.
JY is still having fun this Season
DUH DUH DUH!!! DUH DUH DUH.............Well here we go with the top 10 plays of week 2. All teams gave it their all but there are always a few outstanding things that will stand out so with that being said, Here are this weeks top 10.
#10 Tim Bolds of Jones managed to pitch a 5 hit shut out against Willowridge even with their speedster "Mr. Fuk yo skool" getting on twice.Willie Winters must have told him to put some of that thang on that ball because apparently, he hit them with the Jangalang Jangalang and had the Ridge at the plate looking like they were practicing the KU shuffle remix. Nice Job Tim.
#9 Kenny J. McBride of BTW came unglued on a poorly pitched ball by the Lamar coached Bellaire Cards or should I say, Black birds at this point because clearly getting burnt is an understatement. An atomic Bomb went off as Kenny mule kicked the the ball and it is reported that the ball has yet to fall from the sky. Glad we have extra balls. ONE TIME KENNY!. No pun intended LOL.
#8 Deandra Walter-Ferry from Ike clearly came to play and has a point to prove. Madison came up to kick and noticed that not only a rookie was in the outfield but a female rookie so that looks like the perfect place to go right? WRONG!!! Ball is pitched and BOOMMM. A deep line drive was kicked like a missile but apparently Deandra, AKA "FLASH" must have found that horse that was running down 610 and got on it in a hurry. Never losing focus. She turned and the Jets and completely robbed them of that for sure home run. Next time you come up to kick, put some RESPECK on her name. She's the truth and has no problem proving it. Very niceDeandra Walter-Ferry.
#7 Jamin Fishback from Westbury is clearly a person that you should not be pissing off when he's about to kick. Somebody was making fun of his colorless legs. There was another statement that said he walked like a white Bill Cosby. Hey Sterling, you really shouldn't be making fun of anybody but I was always taught that you reap what you sow. Ball is pitched and those transparent legs went into action. Boom straight over center field resulting in a 2 run homer and a major statement. Moral of the story is never talk shit about a man the has "Your Mom's Favorite Player" on the back of his jersey. Now that's how you shut'em up Jamin.
#6 Eugene Taylor from Worthing was truly trying to make a statement and let me tell you, your point was heard loud and clear. The ball was kicked almost a perfect line drive right over my head at short Stop. I jumped as high as high could be but still was like and inch short of making a play on the ball. I landed on my back but heard the crowd going nutts!!! Apparently, Gene turned on the Rocket boosters all the way from Bum Fuck Egypt (deep left field) and managed to Dive in and make a spectacular catch saving a game changer and my ass. These rookies are not playing any games out here. Nice save Eugene Taylor.
#5 LaMarque's left center fielder showed what the true meaning of never give up actually means. As the ball was kicked deep, this guy started falling as he moved. He was running like his feet was having an argument or something. He made it to the ball but got beat up and it pops out. As he was falling, he some how kicked the ball right before it touched the ground and it popped right back into his hands getting the out. Shit was crazy but good job mystery guy in the outfield.
#4 Tim Denton of the 3 time Geritol taking champs. Yes this has to be on here. The same damn thing that got him the Donkey, got him a spot in the top 10. I'm not sure if its that old man's wisdom or some kind of salt water special but he pulled a Rabbit out his ass not once but twice. Tim had a hard day people. against Madison, he kicked the ball literally 10 feet. Took off and the shit started from there. Stumbling from the word say go, he managed to remember what Kung Fu Master fire chief instilled in him and instantly began to stop drop and roll repeatedly all the way down the first base line. The killing part is he still made it safe. WTF!!! Madison was too busy trying to figure out why he was flopping around on the ground like a fish out of water to play the ball. Then he was up too kick again, Kendall Reese and the first baseman devised a plan to shut loud mouth Tim up and boobie trapped first base. it was kicked deep, Tim attempted to round first and they covered mud hole Got him. Boom all over again. Stumbling and rolling over and over and he still managed to be safe. WOW Tim. KU history has been set. Donkey and a top 10 with the same plays. You're in the books old man.
#3 Sean Hunt of Lamarque pulled an almost impossible play. I mean yall seen the size of the self proclaimed big poppa right. I seen him on first base and came up with the perfect plan. Kick low, hard, and fast and that a guaranteed double.I did exactly that. I kicked a screamer that was only a couple inches off the ground. This person is not human. This guy has the reflexes of a damn cougar in real life. His ass dove, scooped it up and looked back down at me as to say boy don't try that bullshit on me. Bet you I won't do it again either. Nice job Sean Hunt.
#2 Donald Brooks of Galveston Ball has achieved the impossible. Everybody pretty much knows to stay the hell away from that bad ass Stais Stricklin in that outfield. but that damn Donald is a kickball cowboy. First kick of the game, ball was pitched and I heard the ball was kicked so hard and fast that his teammate had to tell him that it was even kicked. I asked did he really get burnt? The reply was Criscoed, scorched, toasted, 6th degrees burns. The impossible was achieved because Stais was apparently a couple shades darker that his own shadow after this play. Damn homie. Gots to be moe careful. That's wassup Donald.
#1 And for the number 1 play of the week. Yes, It's that sneaky ass LaMarque again. Last inning, up by 2 but Eisenhower has zero outs and 2 people on base (1st and 2nd) that are flat out race horses. I mean both of them run under a 4.40. Guaranteed win right! Well let's see. The next kicker bombed a line drive that was completely impossible to catch for any human but LaMarque brought that secret weapon named Sean Hunt again at Short Stop this time. He Dives and makes and extraordinary play but wait....Ike does not realize that he caught it. Where are the base coaches??? Sean throws it to second baseman @Chris Green for out number 2 and Chris throws it to Jermon Manning at first. You damn right. A triple play in kickball really just happened to win the game against Big Ike. Wow wow wow is all I can say.
I'm Brandon Hollywood-Hall and this has been your top 10 plays of the week.
WELL, WELL, WELL, BACK AT IT AGAIN. 2 WEEKS AND PLENTY MORE TO COME. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. FEELINGS WILL BE HURT, TEMPERS WILL FLARE, BUT MOST OF ALL, THE TRUTH WILL BE TOLD. JUST KNOW THAT THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL. I STILL LOVE YA LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CAKE. SOME WILL SAY IT'S BORING BECAUSE IT HURTS, SOME WILL START CURSING CUZ THEY HAVE A BAD TEMPER. MOST WILL LAUGH CUZ THE TRUTH WILL BE TOLD. WITH THAT BEING SAID, HERE ARE YOUR DONKEY NOMINEES.
1) ALDINE
YALL ARE FIRST ON THE LIST, CUZ I DONE SAID SO MUCH ABOUT YALL THAT I DONT REALLY HAVE MUCH TO SAY AT ALL. GOING 0-3 FOR THE DAY, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE. I AM REALLY THINKING ABOUT DONATING SOME PLAYERS TO HELP YALL OUT. I THINK I CAN MANAGE TO GET AT LEAST 1 PLAYER FROM EACH TEAM IN THE LEAGUE TO HELP OUT JERRY'S KIDS. WE USE TO BE A LEAGUE OF GIVING. THIS COULD BE OUR WAY TO START BACK UP. IT'S A SHAME WHEN SOME TEAMS HAVE 1 OR 2 WINS AND THEY ALL CAME FROM YALL. YALL ARE THE ONLY TEAM THAT EVERY PLAYER ON THE OPPOSITE TEAMS SHOW UP TO PLAY. EVERYBODY WANTS TO GET THEIR STATS UP. EVEN THE NORMAL COOKS AND WATERBOYS CAN KICK HOMERUNS ON YALL. DID I SEE THE DJ KICK A HOMERUN ON YALL? LMAO. DUDE STARTED A SONG, SCATCHED A FEW TIMES, WENT UP TO KICK, KICKED A HOMERUN, THEN GOT BACK TO THE DJ BOOTH AND DONE THE RUNNING MAN.
2) STERLING
WOWWWWWW? THAT'S FUCKED UP. 0-5 FOR THE SEASON, 0-3 FOR THE DAY, AND 0-1 AGAINST YOUR OLD COACH. I SEEN RAY OVER THERE SINGING, HOW DOES IT FEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!! I SEEN CADILLAC SITTING IN THE STANDS LOOKING LIKE, YALL BETTER PAY ME MORE MONEY ON MY FREE AGENT CONTRACT. I HEARD BRIAN HAVEN'T BEEN OUT THERE YET. IS THIS TRUE? IS HE HOLDING OUT TOO? HE PROLLY BE TALKING TO JONES ABOUT ABOUT THE GENERAL MANAGER JOB. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SUPPOSED BEST PITCHER IN LEAGUE TALK? SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME PITCHING DOESN'T MATTER LIKE THEY THOUGHT IT DID? WHERE ARE THE STRIKEOUTS OR FOUL OUTS? MANNNNNNNN, HOLD ON. WHAT? NEW NEWS FOLKS. I JUST GOT WORD THAT STERLING AND ALDINE IS FIGHTING FOR THE DONKEY OF THE YEAR AWARD. BETS ARE NOW BEING TAKEN. WHO DO YOU HAVE? ALDINE JUST CALLED IN SAYING GIVE IT TO STERLING BECAUSE THEY ARE GONNA BEAT THA BRAKES OFF OF STERLING. CAN WE GET THIS GAME AS THE DONKEY BOWL?
3) TIM DENTON
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. THIS NUKKA RIGHT HERE. IS OLD AGE CATCHING UP TO HIM OR DID HIS MIND RUN FASTER THAN HIS LEGS? THIS DUDE HIT THE DIRT 4 TIMES IN ONE DAMN WEEK. FIRST HE BUST HIS ASS IN PRACTICE TRYING TO DO A SHORT KICK, BUT STEPPED ON THE DAMN BALL. TIMBERRRRRRRRR. THEN THE BALL ONLY WENT LIKE 2 FEET. SMDH. HE WASN'T DONE THERE. I GUESS ITS TRUE WHAT THEY SAY, YOU PLAY LIKE YOU PRACTICE. WELLLLLLLL, HE DAMN SURE PRACTICED FALLING CUZ HE FELL TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM MEISHA FROM LAMARQUE. SHE HAD A BEAM ON HIS HEAD AND THAT BOY WAS RUNNING LIKE FORREST WITH THE BRACES ON HIS KNEES. PANTS FELL DOWN TO HIS KNEES, SWEET TOWEL WENT TO LEFT FIELD, MOUTHPIECE WENT INTO THE LM DUGOUT, AND HE GOT PICKED OFF BY THE THROW. OHHHHH, HE WASN'T DONE THERE. AGAINST MADISON, HE KICKED THE BALL 10 FEET, STUMBLED, ROLLED, STUMBLED, THEN ROLLED AGAIN, CHANNELING HIS INNER Byron Taylor. SCHOOL DONE ROLLED TO FIRST BASE AND WAS SAFE. THANKS TO MADISON'S 3RD BASEMAN THAT WAS STUMBLING, ROLLING HIMSELF, AND COULDN'T PICK UP THE BALL ( I WILL PAY YOU LATER BIG DAWG ) LMAO. OHHHHH, HE WASN'T DONE YET. AFTER TALKING NOISE TO Kendall Reese, HE TRIED TO KICK THE BALL DOWN HIS THROAT. AS HE WAS ROUNDING 1ST BASE, THERE WAS A MUD PUDDLE THAT WAS SECRETLY COVERED UP BY MADISON'S 1ST BASEMAN. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, ANOTHER FALL, AND ANOTHER 2 ROLLS, BUT STILL SAFE AT 2ND BASE. SMMFH. TIME TO RETIRE.
4) FJ CHARLES
MANNNNNNN, ARE YOU SURE YOUR NAME AIN'T RAY CHARLES? G BALL HAD MADISON ON THE ROPES 2-0, 1 OUT, RUNNER ON FIRST, FULL COUNT. BALL BUNTED TO 3RD BASE, EASY OUT AT 2ND BASE, BUT THIS DUDE THROWS THE BALL TO FIRST BASE, AND NO TEAM MEMBER WAS THERE CUZ THE WHOLE TEAM JUST KNEW HE WAS GOING TO 2ND BASE. THE BALL IS JUST ROLLING ON THE GROUND AND 1 RUN SCORED WITH THE KICKER GETTING TO 3RD. GAME IS TIED 2-2. MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN, DUDE TRIED TO GIVE MADISON LIFE. CROWD GONE WILD, AS USUAL, THINKING G BALL WOULD LOSE. BUT RAY CHARLES, I MEAN FJ CHARLES CALLED UPON HIS CALVERY AND THEY WERE ABLE TO GET ANOTHER POINT BEFORE TIME EXPIRED. NEXT TIME CAN SOMEBODY POINT RAY IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
5) BYRON TAYLOR AND BELLAIRE
I HEARD THRU THE GRAPEVINE THAT HE WAS COACHING BELLAIRE. NOWWWWWWWW, IF MY MEMORY SERVES ME RIGHT, WASN'T LAMAR ONE OF THE WORST TEAMS LAST YEAR UNDER HIS DIRECTION? NO WONDER BELLAIRE CAN'T WIN. I BLAME TRACEE, CUZ SHE WORKS FOR THE ROCKETS, AND THEIR WAYS HAS RUBBED OFF ON HER. THEY DON'T BRING IN WINNING COACHES, THEY BRING IN COACHES THAT WERE LOSERS IN OTHER ORGANIZATIONS. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ALL HEARD, BUT BELLAIRE WANTED TO MERGE WITH LAMAR TO CREATE A COMPLETE TEAM, SINCE THEY BOTH WERE STRUGGLING TO FIND PLAYERS. BUT IT WAS VOTED DOWN BY THE BOARD. I WANT TO TELL THE BOARD THAT I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THAT VOTE. I'M GLAD CUZ YALL DIDN'T ALLOW IT TO TRY TO KEEP THE LEAGUE FAIR, BUT I AM ALSO MAD THAT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, IF YOU LET OTHER THINGS HAPPEN. BUT AT THIS MOMENT, I WILL SAY NEXT TIME DON'T HALFWAY DO IT. SUSPENSIONS MEAN JUST THAT, AND ALUMNI MEANS JUST THAT. CAN YALL PLEASE STOP THIS ATROCITY FROM HAPPENING? BYRON IS LEADING ANOTHER TEAM INTO THE GROUND. PLEASE STOP HIM.
6) EISENHOWER ( IKE )
UMMMMM, YALL DID WHAT, AGAINST WHO, AND YALL THOUGHT WHAT WITH THE GAME ON THE LINE? MANNNNNNN, I WASN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IKE, UNTILLLLLLLLLLL I WALKED BY THEIR POST UP AREA AND I GOT THESE FUNNY STARES AND THREATS. I WAS JUST GOING TO TALK WITH YATES, AND I JUST FELT THESE LOOKS ON ME LIKE AWWW SHIT, THERE THAT BOY GO WITH THAT BULLSHIT. LMAO. YALL HAD TO BE THERE TO SEE IT. THEN I WAKE UP AND LOOK AT FACEBOOK TO SEE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT YALL. SO HOW COULD I NOT TALK ABOUT IKE? I PROLLY WOULD BE LYNCHED IF I DIDN'T TALK ABOUT IKE. WOW, I MEAN WOWWWWWWW. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YALL HAD MADISON BEAT IN THE 6TH INNING AND 1 MAN RAN AROUND THE BASES, NOT GIVING 3 FUCKS, AND CONFUSED THE HELL OUT OF THE WHOLE TEAM? MADISON UP TO KICK, 1 PERSON ON 2ND BASE (WHO I THOUGHT SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT, BUT THAT SHIT DONT MATTER), DAFFORD KICKS THE BALL BETWEEN S/S AND SECOND BASE. THE RUNNER ON 2ND SCORES, IKE THROWS THE BALL TO SECOND BASE, WHICH HAD A LADY STANDING ON IT. DAFFORD DID NOT STOP AT 2ND BASE, AS HE WAS SAFE, OF COURSE, ROUNDED TO 3RD AND MADE IT SAFELY. IKE THROWS THE BALL TO 3RD AND PITCHER RUNS OVER TO 3RD TO GET THE BALL. WHEN THE PITCHER TURNS HIS BACK TO WALK TOWARDS THE MOUND, DAFFORD DASHES TO HOME, MISSES HOME PLATE, THEN DIVES BACK LIKE SPIDERNIGGA TO TOUCH THE BAG AND WIN THE GAME. THIS MAN OVER RAN 3 BAGS AND STILL WAS SAFE. IKE DAMN NEAR BEAT UP THE UMPIRE, TALKING BOUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TIME OUT. UMMMMMMM, HELL NAWL, YALL WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL TIMEOUT. WITH ALL THAT SPEED ON YOUR TEAM, NOBODY COULD CATCH DAFFORD? WITH ALL THAT TRASH TALK, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YALL WASN'T WISE ENOUGH TO CALL TIMOUT AND WANT TO FIGHT THE REFS FOR NOT HELPING YOU. YALL MAY WANT TO JUST PLAY AND SHUT UP FOR NOW. WHEN YOU LEARN THE GAME AND WIN THE CLOSE ONES, THEN YOU CAN TALK.
OHHHHHH LAWD, IKE HAD A ROUGH DAY. AFTER A HEARTBREAKING LOSS TO MADISON, THE OLE 409 CAME BACK FROM A 5-2 DEFICIT TO WIN IN EPIC FASHION. THIS IS KICKBALL RIGHT? I MEAN WE ARE TALKING BOUT KICKBALL RIGHT? HOW IN THE HELL DOES SOMEBODY GET A ________. HOLD UP, LET ME TELL THE STORY. LM WAS DOWN 5-2, BUT SOMEHOW WAS ABLE TO SCORE 5 UNANSWERED POINTS. LM HAD TO COME ON TO PLAY DEFENSE IN THE LAST INNING, WITH THE LEAD. 2 PLAYERS ARE ON BASE FOR IKE WITH ZERO OUTS, ZERO MU-FUCKIN OUTS. A SHARP KICK WAS KICKED TOWARD SHAUN FOR LM. I GUESS IKE WAS SLIPPING ON HIS TALENT AND THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS NO WAY IN HELL THIS DUDE COULD CATCH THAT BALL. HELL, NOT EVEN A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYER WOULD HAVE MADE THAT CATCH. IKE PLAYERS THAT WERE ON BASE TOOK OFF RUNNING WITH BLAZING SPEED. THEY SAID THAT AJ RUNS A 4.1 40 YARD DASH. WELL THIS DAY HIM AND HIS POTNA LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE RUNNING THE 4X1 AGAINST JAMAICA. THESE BOYS RAN A 3.8 40 YARD DASH. I THINK THEY WERE BOTH STANDING ON HOME PLATE WHEN SHAUN STOOD UP WITH THAT BALL THAT HE CAUGHT LIKE A BOSS, DABBED ON EM , THEN THREW IT TO 2ND FOR OUT NUMBER TWO. 2ND BASEMAN THEN THREW THE BALL TO FIRST BASE FOR OUT NUMBER 3. LAMARQUE WINS THE GAME AND THE WHOLE TEAM STARTED DOING THE CUT IT DANCE, HOLLERING BOUT, " THEY HAD THE LEAD, BUT WE HAD TO CUT ITTTTTTTT." HOW IN THE HELL DOES SOMEBODY GET A TRIPLE PLAY IN KICKBALL. LM, YALL DID THAT. CONGRATS. EISENHOWER, I KNOW YALL THOUGHT THIS WAS YOUR YEAR THAT YOU WOULD NO LONGER SEE THE DONKEY AWARD. WELLLLLLLLL, THE DONKEY AWARD IS ALL YOURS.