3CAKLPR: Lots of people think 3rd Ward High is really gonna be FLY this year. What has changed?
JY:The Lord bringeth forth new men and women of war with more speed, more athleticism, more strategy and a focused mindset to get that ring. We are even more of a blessed nation of people that will be used to smite this league and make them righteous
3CAKLPR: We got a sneak peek at them new uniforms last week....just out of curiosity, how much for each one?
JY: It is written Michael, this is highly classified information nevertheless we appreciate it.
3CAKLPR: Name the 6 schools who are NOT gonna make the playoffs.
JY: I submit unto you, we focus not on the next man's playoff iniquities but instead on the righteous wrath we shall bring to others that will leadeth to our prosperity. All of you stinking heathen nation teams will submit unto us.
3CAKLPR: Name three schools that have ZERO chance of beating JY.
JY: I submit unto you Micheal, there's not just a few that will be beaten with extreme prejudice of the Lord but ALL of you stinking heathen nation teams will be utterly destroyed with fire and brimstone.
3CAKLPR: Who is gonna be sitting up on the mound this year for the Lions?
JY: It is written Michael, thou shalt not seek classified information until the day that cometh in which this thing shall be openly revealed unto all of you stinking heathen nation teams.
3CAKLPR: If you could get any former Yates athletes out there on the kickball field... who would you call up?
JY: I say unto you Micheal, considering the rich and fertile athletic soil of JY we would receive any from the Lord to partake in the holy feast of 2016.
3CAKLPR: There is a rumor ya'll got a REALLLLLLY fast girl this year. Who is she?? Its not Lakeisha White is it??
JY: We submit unto you Michael, there is not one that goeth by LaKeisha White on our team nevertheless there is one that cometh from a far land with great speed and agility. She has returned to her home, she graduated from JY in 98 and she playeth softball for the University of Nebraska. She is a blessed woman that seeketh war against you stinking heathen nation teams. Thawadah my beige brethren.
